But, but… humans were meant to eat meat!

Humans were also meant to dance naked in the streets and live outdoors forever and wipe their poop on their hands. Times have changed and what used to be a necessity is no longer. I don’t have to eat meat, you don’t have to eat meat, no one has to eat meat! And yet some people do! I’m not going to lecture you on your choices, so unless you have a scientific paper proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that I must eat a hamburger, I’m gonna do me, you know?